Crowdsongwriting anybody?

Hey folks. I could use some help with my Annual Sysadmin Day Song.

Could you describe your experiences that fit the general theme "Thinking for a Living" in two rhyming lines? The pattern goes like this:

Well, I was working for a software mill
Getting mighty fat because of sitting still

(chorus)        Thinking for a living,
                Thinking for a living.
                On a bag o' peanuts   /* insert your diet here if you will, */
                An' a botta beer      /* but fit the rhythm */
                Thinking for a living.

Mind that the result will be released as "uncopyrightable". You'll get full credits on my site unless you want to remain anonymous (let me know!), but that'll be it.